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13 Different Types of Ladies You Will Meet in Bed (Sexual Experiences)

Just like many women are worried about their man’s sexual experience in bed, the same thing applies to men. In fact, if ladies could focus more on how to improve their sexual performance in bed, who knows, maybe some guys would have stayed loyal.

As an expert in the field, there are different types of women you will meet in bed, and I hope you don’t meet the boring ones. Here are the different types of sexual experiences you may likely have with women.

1. One-Minute Woman.

One-minute women are the most frustrating sexual experiences ever. This one prefers romance, kissing, caressing, and cuddling, but the moment you insert your thing, she gets tired so fast and pushes you away. Don’t be surprised that, the same way we have one minute man, we have one minute woman.

They hardly last in bed, and this may be one of the reasons why men cheat on them. Even if you switch styles, she still gets tired quickly. Beg her for more rounds, and she will say no. Guys dating these types of girls are trying because I can’t cope with them.

2. Unconscious Woman.

In everything you do, pray you don’t have this type of woman as your girlfriend, because they can lose consciousness as soon as you find your way in there. I almost had a heart attack when I experienced this with two different women, but thank God for the little knowledge I had to revive them with water and perform first aid.

This type of woman is the one who may faint during sexual intercourse. Before you do anything, she has passed out, depriving you of the pleasure, and you will begin to panic. The worst part of it is that if you are not an expert, you may panic, and she could die, and people will begin to ask you ‘what happened.’ A lot of men have spent many years behind bars as a result of this.

What is the solution? If you are meeting a lady for the first time, please ask her if she has any undying medical challenges or past sexual experiences for you to know how to handle her.

3. Dry Vagina.

Some ladies experience a dry vagina, and no matter how you romance her, she never gets wet, and without that place getting wet, you can never enjoy it. Anyway, if you are experiencing this, tell your woman to see a gynecologist or buy vaginal sweetener.

Vaginal sweeteners will make her get wet, and the sex will be more than sweet for both of you. Although dryness of the vagina can be caused by different things, such as infection or old age, a proper diagnosis will be a better option than self-medication.

4. High Libido.

Please run away from these types of women because they will kill you with sex. Women with high libido are most often addicted to sex, and no matter how many rounds you go, they still don’t get satisfied. She could go 50 rounds and more. Some of them have resorted to using cucumbers, bananas, and dildos because ordinary ‘gbola’ can’t satisfy them.

I had to run for my life as I collapsed after doing 8 rounds and was revived with milk, and she still demanded for more. If you have low libido, dating a woman with high libido can cause you PTSD and kidney failure, as you may have to take different drugs and herbs to satisfy her sexual urge.

I also thought I’m a pro in bed until I passed out after doing 8 rounds with a high-libido lady. Thank God for life, but since then I’ve always been observant. If you can’t satisfy her, dump her, because she will cheat on you with a man who can.

5. Infection Carrier.

Every time you have something together, you always have one or two infections to treat. This doesn’t mean that she’s cheating on you, just that a woman’s body is prone to infection. Encourage your woman to practice good personal hygiene and also practice safe sex by using a condom to avoid spending thousands of naira treating infections and other diseases.

6. Inability To Turn On.

These ones are like robots; suck her breast, give her a head, kiss her, and do everything you can; she will never get turned on. This experience can be frustrating for any man because you have to do a lot of work just to find your way in there. Please talk to a doctor as soon as possible if you have this problem. This issue can kill your relationship and marriage if not handled properly.

7. Silencer.

Silencers are the types of women who will just lie down like firewood and do nothing. They hardly moan or make any noise, and they also don’t switch styles. Sometimes it will be as if you are jacking a dead body.

I hated this experience with passion. At least if you can’t moan, learn to switch positions, play with him, suck it, come on top of me, and ride me like you are riding a horse. Don’t just lie down like a dead body; otherwise, that guy may cheat on you anytime soon.

8. Noise Makers.

We call these ones noise makers because they cannot do without making noise in bed. As soon as you penetrate, they begin to shout that your neighbors will begin to hear you. Anyway, the noise is sweet, and I personally love to hear it, so what I do is play loud music so my neighbors won’t understand what is going on. I love women who moan and shout; it turns me on and drives me crazy, and I think some guys love it too. If you don’t like it, just buy a Bluetooth speaker and play it whenever you are having fun.

9. The Questioners.

This type of lady will disturb you with different types of questions, like “do you love me?” “We shouldn’t be doing this,” “Have you cum?” “I hope you don’t cum inside me.” “Tell me you love me,” and “promise me you won’t leave me.” Well, as an expert, I have learned never to promise any woman at the point of sex; instead, I used other affirmative words like “You know I do now,” “sure,” and if you are a bad guy, you can reply with “I don’t love, I fuck hard,” depending on your relationship with her.

10. Expertnaire.

These types of ladies are my favorites because they do not pretend to be or act like saints. They know different styles to make you feel good in bed. They are very naughty in bed, and this doesn’t mean they’re bad in character; provided you are her boyfriend, she would do anything to please you.

11. Pretenders.

These ones are usually the ones that form a child of God; you may see them in church and mosques always, but if you have ever wooed one before to your bed, you will understand that holiness has nothing to do with appearance. They are very skilled in bed but will be forming novices. Well, I understand the reason for this is because they don’t want you to see them as bad girls.

From experience, I was actually going easy with one until I found out secretly that she was a baddie. Since that day, I don’t fucking care if your dad is a clergyman; I’m going to knack you till your pussy tears. If you have these types of girls, don’t dull yourself too; she could be doing shit elsewhere, so bro, knack her well.

12. The Praiser.

These types of ladies will praise you; they might even buy gifts for you if you do your job well. They’re the type that says, “Fuck me hard, baby,” “Harder, harder, harder,” “Destroy it, baby,” “Baby, suck my juice, cum inside me, baby,” and they will say, “Thank you, baby.” I personally like this type of girl who appreciates effort because it’s not easy to go harder and harder.

13. I Love It When It’s Raw.

The last but not least on my list are the “I love it when it’s raw” ladies. These ones will tell you not to wear protection, and they will assure you that they will take prevention pills. There was one I met; she even removed the rubber herself, saying it wasn’t sweet, but I stopped because I don’t trust anybody. I can’t risk my health for pleasure.

If you have this type of girl as a girlfriend, just be prepared to be a father at any time or be ready to drop money for an abortion. One must surely happen. No matter how loyal your girlfriend is, please always wear protection until you are married just for your own safety, perhaps if you are a womanizer.